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classyincanterlot:

I don’t care if you’re a misandrist or misogynist, if you hate someone because of their gender then you are a bona fide piece of shit.

I’ve reached the point of insomnia where I’m just pulling my hair and staring into space. Spent all night in the library working on Russian homework and I still have lots to do, as well as the take home final exam which only JUST got put online today a.k.a. three days too late.

wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

Это мой план.

I have mastered the art of subtly scratching my armpit in public and then bringing my fingers to my nose to check if I smell.