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classyincanterlot:

I don’t care if you’re a misandrist or misogynist, if you hate someone because of their gender then you are a bona fide piece of shit.

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River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?

TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU

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I’ve reached the point of insomnia where I’m just pulling my hair and staring into space. Spent all night in the library working on Russian homework and I still have lots to do, as well as the take home final exam which only JUST got put online today a.k.a. three days too late.

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wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

  • No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
  • Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

Это мой план.

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I have mastered the art of subtly scratching my armpit in public and then bringing my fingers to my nose to check if I smell.

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Broadway “Once” Backstage - May 21, 2013

Matt Smith looks so hot with a buzz cut. I want him to murder my booty hole. 
Broadway “Once” Backstage - May 21, 2013

Matt Smith looks so hot with a buzz cut. I want him to murder my booty hole.

Broadway “Once” Backstage - May 21, 2013

Matt Smith looks so hot with a buzz cut. I want him to murder my booty hole.

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Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.

Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.